Preventing Snowmobile Theft

Feb 2, 2023 — Like most things of value, snowmobiles are constantly targeted by thieves. They’re like the McCallisters from Home Alone — just sitting there, waiting for Harry & Marv to make their move.

Fortunately for you and unfortunately for them, you’re Kevin in this situation, equipped with nerves of steel, not to mention this very cool, rad, sweet, wicked, killer snowmobile theft prevention guide. Robbers beware, there’s nothing scarier than an informed snowmobiler.

How Do Snowmobiles Get Stolen?

The rise in snowmobile theft comes down to increased demand and supply chain issues. Effectively, sledconomics has pushed snowmobile values up, making them more attractive and lucrative.

Thieves are pretty sly, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be either. There’s nothing like fighting fire with fire (or I guess in this case ice with ice?) and beating someone at their own game. Now that doesn’t mean you have to go around setting bear traps everywhere. A wise Tae Kwon Sno master once said:

First, you must snow your enemy…

So here’s how these sly devils get away with it.

Stealth Towing

We often leave snowmobiles on trailers overnight or unattended. But these times present the ideal opportunity for thieves to take our fully loaded tow rigs and make a mad dash.

Tenet #1: "That which cannot be seen, cannot be town." — Tow Kwon Sno

Break-ins

Out of sight, out of mind? Not so fast! Snowmobile theft often occurs when the sled is nicely tucked away in some cozy garage with subpar security.

Tenet #2: "Use alarm, and you will not be alarmed." — Tee-woo-wee-woo Kwon Sno

Targeted Stop Offs

Hotels and other stop-offs frequented by sledders are watched and targeted by criminals. From afar. With binoculars. Probably military-grade. This is because there's a good chance that sledders on multi-day trips or lunch breaks will often need to leave their machines unattended outside.

Tenet #3: "They who ride in groups, tie their sleds in groups." — Tie Kwon Sno

What Happens When Your Snowmobile Is Stolen?

John Wick happens. But if you’re more of a pacifist, call the cops. Once they’re involved, you'll need to go through the process of filling out a report and informing your insurance company. The latter will be sure to test your resolve by asking you 19 million questions about what you’ve done to keep your snow-buddy safe. So come prepared.

After all the paperwork, it’s time for John Wick 2. Or if you’re a pacifist, listen to smooth jazz and wait for the insurance company to pay up. Their decision will depend on your coverage.

If they actually fork over the cash, you can now afford to buy a new sled, oh goody you. Bad news is your local dealer is booked up for the winter, and the used market looks very sketchy. At this point, screw pacifism and close off the Wick trilogy.

Point is snowmobile theft will send you to anger management seminars. But this can typically be avoided, all you have to do is call the number on your screen, and make 100 easy payments of $3.99. You’ll get VHS tapes delivered at no extra cost.

Snowmo-billing has never been this easy!

Methods Of Preventing Snowmobile Theft

Don’t have a VHS player? What about a multi-colored snowsuit? I won’t fault you for being stuck in the 80s, though your sled security shouldn’t be. So here are some ski-dos and don’ts to prevent the likelihood of theft.

Buy Quality Locks And Chains

A lot of people buy chains made from high-tensile steel links. These are great, especially if they come with a protective sleeve that won't scratch or damage your sled. These heavy-duty chains are resistant to cutting and breaking.

Still, the weakest part is often the lock, which can often be broken, so don’t cheap out here.

Don’t Leave Anything Behind

It's not just your snowmobile that’s at risk, it’s your pride for goodness sake! Take 2 seconds and strip everything off when it’s not in use. This includes cargo bags, gear, handlebar muffs, and any documentation. You can leave an empty wallet as a red herring though. Checkmate.

Think About Where You Park Your Sled at Home

In order to avoid starring in the sequel "Dude, Where’s My Sled?", you’ll need to think like a snowmobile thief. By this, I mean you should consider what they look for. For example, is your sled on show? Does it shine bright like a diamond? Could it be easily dragged out of its spot? Are there some good escape routes nearby?

Try to make it super awkward for anyone to take your sled. Think about putting heavy things in front of it, keeping it out of sight, or even parking it in a position that makes a fast getaway impossible.

If you store your sled in a trailer, secure the sled to it and ensure said trailer isn’t going anywhere. This can be done by locking it to an immovable object, such as a ground anchor. You could even take the wheels off dude. Sweet!

Mark Up Your Sled's Parts

Thieves often strip the parts of stolen snowmobiles to sell them. An excellent way to prevent this from happening to yours is to mark the main parts with your VIN number. You don't necessarily need to put the whole VIN number on the parts — the last 6 digits should be fine.

Marking these parts makes them more difficult to sell and could lead the police to the thief if they see your parts on another machine. Also, your snowmobile will be easier to identify if it’s found.

Use Tracking Devices

A tracking device may not prevent snowmobile theft, but it may help you get it back. You can hide these devices in discrete places. They use GPS to pinpoint your sled's location in real time.

Now before you get all Rambo up in here, it’s probably best not to follow the GPS signal yourself. Just let the cops do the work at this point.

Ride in Groups

Strength in numbers, and all that. A thief is less likely to steal from you if they realize you have a load of buddies that could chase them down.

Next time you stop for a cup of Joe, try locking your sleds together and use anti-theft devices. Or you can park in a way that makes it difficult to ride or drag a sled away.

Think About Your Stopovers

It's best to book overnight stays at lodgings that employ security measures for guests with snowmobiles. The best ones are gated, and have locked garages or indoor parking.

Other sled-friendly stops will provide padlocks and chains or electronic alarm hookups. Perhaps even weapons to fight off the next zombie apocalypse.

Be Mindful

The logical, use-your-brain stuff. Don’t leave your key in the ignition, employ some of the measures already mentioned when parked, and if possible, keep your machine visible.

How safe your snowmobile is from thieves depends on you and you alone. If you're prepared to use security devices, park in creative ways, and be vigilant, your mind can rest easy and focus on enjoying a heck of a riding season.